Despair, Inc.

My dad introduced our family to a wonderful company called Despair, Inc. a few years ago.  They started off selling demotivational posters like the motivational ones you’ve probably seen a thousand times.  Now they sell all sorts of stuff, and as someone who has received a backorder notification from them, I can say that all…

un’isola

Today is a nostalgic day.  What is it that I’m pining for?  Being surrounded by a foreign language.  I’ll explain. I’ve been going through things and reorganizing lately.  It’s a good spring-ish thing to do, and I ran into some old journals in the process.  The journals start around 1990 and more or less stop…

Easter with the ‘Rents

I thought I was good at getting things done until my parents came to visit me this weekend.  They put my productivity to shame and sneaked in a nap, too.  My beds and mattresses are in different rooms than they were on Friday, my front yard contains totally different plants than it did on Saturday…

Dilbert and Me

I often feel lucky as I sit in my cubicle.  It’s a nice cubicle, really.  There’s plenty of clean storage space that I try to keep as empty as possible for whatever reason, an under-cabinet light so I can have some semblance of control over the space, and a comfy chair that spins pretty well. …

Stripes

This moment of stripes in nature is brought to you by a mild obsession I’ve had with stripes since sometime in high school.  For a while, that manifested itself in way too many items of striped clothing.  That has been cut down to a reasonable percentage of my clothes, but I still sneak stripes into…

Wednesday Mornings

Wednesdays are my favorite.  I work from 11:30-8:30 (instead of the normal 8:30-5:30), which puts a cramp in my social life sometimes, but is oh so nice in the morning!  Today included some coffee with a friend and lots of not much else.  Perfect.  I’ve been in a writing funk lately, so this is more…

Shaving Snafu

Yesterday morning was pretty typical.  Woke up at 7:32, not in any hurry to get started with the business of the day, perfectly aware that I had to be out of the house no later than 8:09 to make it to my morning meeting.  I did make it out of the house precisely at 8:09,…