I’m leaving on a jet plane on Saturday morning (can you hear John Denver in the background?), which makes me happy. I really like airports and the whole flying process, not to mention the vacation that goes with the flying. I even like some good, old-fashioned turbulence. In order to get the most out of…
Mercy and Grace for Smaller Critters
I’ve recently discovered that my attitude towards bugs swings wildly between all-out war and “the more the merrier.” One example of this is that there were two roaches on my front stoop the other night. Without even thinking about it, I hopped over them, went inside, and thanked my lucky stars that they didn’t skitter…
Crossing Guard Action
Today is the first day of school for lots of kids in the area. I forgot until this morning that that also means something for me. It means that my friendly, neighborhood crossing guards are back. There are two crossing guards on my way to work–one near my house and one a few blocks from…
Discoveries of the Week
Five hours of sleep per night just isn’t enough. No amount of Coke Zero can save you after a few weeks of that. Remembering the alarm code for work (that you only use about once every other month) on five hours of sleep isn’t possible. Having guests is fun. Having lots and lots of guests…
This to Get to This
My entire plan for the day looks more or less like this: So that tonight I can have a good time with the girls. And tomorrow I can do this: And on Sunday, I can dress up like this: And watch my friend exchange these with her fiancée (although his isn’t this frilly): And then…
Dreamland
As life gets busy, my dreams get crazy. It’s an entertaining relationship, because even when I wake up tired, I never wake up bored. A few nights ago, dreamland included a serial killer in a sauna. Last night, I was madly trying to find something to wear to a wedding. Wait a minute, isn’t my…
I Dub Thee “You’ve Got Mail Day”
I’m revamping the “About” section of the blog day, so check it out and pretend it’s another post if you’d like. It will be a couple of hours between this moment and the moment when anything is changed there, however. Patience, grasshopper. And now for the promised You’ve Got Mail moment. That’s one of my…