Okay, I didn’t wear anything particularly hideous to Wal-Mart today, but I did make a stop there during my half-hour lunch break. I was in desperate need of Coke Zero, or so I thought.
I walked and walked and walked. Who knew that the soft drinks were a mile and a half from the entrance? People should be svelte at Wal-Mart, not morbidly obese. I guess you have to consider the walking distance and the cart contents though, not just the walking distance by itself. So anyway, I walked for a while. I decided to go for a slight switch-up with my caffeine intake, grabbed a case of Diet Dr. Pepper, and walked back to the cash register area.
When I got to the car to open the case of drinks and immediately consume one, I realized that I bought not Diet Dr. Pepper, but Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper. So much for feeding my addiction, right?
Also, this woman makes me laugh. I bet her kid is having a great time.