I was thinking today, as I did artsy stuff and hung out in my girly little house.
I was thinking, “I miss Chuck Norris jokes.” So I did something about that and looked them up. Here are a few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris watches 60 Minutes in half an hour.
Chuck Norris is always on time… yet somehow arrives fashionably late.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower. He looks at it until it cries.
Yep, I’m entertained. If you want more where those came from, check out ChuckNorrisFacts.com.