Hi, I’m Hannah, and I’m a dork.
I went upstairs today to pick out my caffeine of choice, and I stood there staring at the vending machine, carefully thinking through the negatives of fake sugar vs. higher caloric intake. Same old story.
Then I saw that Diet Coke was available in spot B4. And I thought, “B4. Before. Ha.” I smiled while selecting the diet option purely because of its location in the machine.