Today has no overriding theme.  It’s Wednesday, the 307th day of the year.  Is that a theme?  I might have been wrong.

• I’m a little slow on the uptake sometimes.  For example, I just found out that I can subscribe to blogs on my blog homepage, and WordPress will ever-so-kindly gather all of those blog posts onto my homepage.  What?!  It kind of rocks.  I can be super stalkerish without feeling like a stalker at all.  I love technology.
• There are important things for me to remember in the next few weeks.  I did in fact forget Daylight Savings Time last fall, and I showed up to church an hour late.  It didn’t rock.  Also, I don’t have to be at work next Thursday.  Thanks, Veterans!  You fight to protect us and you get us time off from work.
• I discovered last night that I’m an incredibly annoying person to watch a movie with.  Rather, if I let myself talk during a movie as much as I really wanted to, I would be an incredibly annoying person to watch a movie with.  With my current level of self-control, I’m only moderately annoying.
• There’s a Gilmore Girls anecdote to go with almost everything.  That’s a fact.  Do they talk obnoxiously during movies?  Of course they do.

So what should you take away from this literary gem of a blog post?  Stalking your friends has never been easier.  Remember to change your clock at some point in the near future.  I’m not sure when.  And if you ever find yourself desperately wanting to talk during a movie, come on over to my house!