Stouffer’s enlightened me about their lasagna last night between segments of something or other on TV.  I honestly don’t remember what I was watching.  Hmm.

The thing that surprised me was when they claimed that their lasagna is made with “all real ingredients.”  NO!  Really?

Wait a minute.  Aren’t all ingredients real?  Fake cheese is a real ingredient.  So is fake meat.   The internet told me that ingredient just means “a component of a mixture or compound.”  I think I’d like some gravel in my lasagna, please.  Yep, it’s still lasagna full of real ingredients.

All I’m really saying is that I wholeheartedly disapprove of the line the marketers picked for that ad.  Seems like they could have been more sly or more clear, depending on their goal.